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An Unexpected Party

(I am in the kitchen washing dishes when I noticed the neighbours’ daughter about to knock on the front door of my unit. I answer the door to see what she wants.)

Neighbour’s Daughter: “Can I come in and see your My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic toys?!”

Me: “Sure, why not.”

(As soon as she enters, several other kids show up and follow her inside. One of them is even carrying a bag full of ‘My Little Pony’ toys. They stay for about half an hour, singing songs, eating food, looking through my collection, and talking about pony videos they had seen on the Internet. Once they were gone I texted my best friend what had happened.)

Me: “I now know how Bilbo Baggins felt when Gandalf threw that dwarf rave party.”

Best Friend: “What?!”

Me: “I was in my pj’s and robe, too. I keep expecting them to come back and make me sign a contract.”

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(Source: notalwaysfriendly.com)

Up All Night To Get Loki

(My friend has just posted a couple quizzes on Tumblr where you can find out which super-villain and superhero you should hook up with. When she posted it, she commented that she got Thor, but was disappointed she didn’t get Loki. So then I took the quiz. The following conversation takes place over text.)

Me: “I got Loki! I AM THE TRUE QUEEN OF ASGARD!”

Friend: “F*** YOU!”

Me: “That’s no way to speak to the queen.”

Friend: “F*** YOU, M’LADY!”

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At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings

#yesallwomen have a right to an education without fashion policing by sexist administrators

(via meetingsinthedesert)

^ this, tho… the message in these ridiculous dress codes remains “boys deserve an undistracted education, and you-GIRL-are a distraction… and your education comes second. You should be grateful, anyway… it’s really more than you deserve.” and i actually am not going to repeat how it reinforces rape culture because really, i’m just so damn tired of the messages we send young women about being nothing more than an accessory in a man’s life… fuck that. and fuck awful myopic dress codes… (via ginandbird)

lokiwholockfactory:

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:


TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME
I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS
THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING



I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.
Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.



I AM PEEING

This fucking post jumped fandom AND I LOVE IT
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lokiwholockfactory:

dean-and-samwinchester:

beaupansie:

dean-is-an-assbutt:

tinventari:

foreverthesluttiestkids:

celinequeenofrhuttlia:

one-to-tennant:

TELL ME WHY THIS EXISTS OTHER THAN TO HAUNT ME

I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, SCULPTORS

THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING

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I’m pretty sure they’ve created the most terrifying Doctor Who reference ever.

Count the shadows and whatever you do, don’t blink.

Someone calls the doctor…the winchesters…someone!

I do believe that the original picture is supposed to be of Hel from Norse mythology. She was half woman half skeleton/corpse. o-o 

and, if someone’s interested, she was Loki’s daughter

God damn it, Loki. Keep it in your pants.

I AM PEEING

This fucking post jumped fandom AND I LOVE IT

(Source: 2headedsnake)

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